Topping: Biscuits (of course)
While watching biscuits the other day I found myself simultaneously googling "how to tell if my cat is retarded". Biscuits is more dog than cat. Loves people, loves attention, loves animals. He is clumsy, loves for me to use the blow dryer on him and always looks very confused. We have debated about having him wear a "special" helmet so he doesn't hurt himself.